我做的可是个系列节目哦，请大家订阅收看。Russell Howard's Good News 是时事类节目，这个片段是节选自第十季第8期，2015年12月10日首播的。作为一个能到BBC表演脱口秀的演员，Russell的搞笑功力了得，但更重要的是他的语言比起电影电视剧更贴近生活，内容就在我们身边，是非常好的学习材料哦。下面是这个系列节目的第五期，警察接到的奇葩报案电话，可怕的獾，讽刺的又是大惊小怪的人们哈哈，来配音吧。

再摘几个大家的配音：

已经做了5期了，那就顺便开个传送门把前几期的总结一下：

这段比较好理解，稍微做些注释：
1
Now from aliens to a lovely little story from Bristol.
从外星人来说到布里斯托的一件有趣的事

2
Now if you've ever wondered what Avon & Somerset Police get up to each day
你想知道警察每天都干啥吗
'''
Avon and Somerset Constabulary is the territorial police force in England responsible for policing the non-metropolitan county of Somerset and the now-defunct county of Avon which includes the city and county of Bristol and the unitary authorities of Bath and North East Somerset North Somerset and South Gloucestershire.
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3
their officers are spending 24 hours
这些警察蜀黍们24小时

4
tweeting about what they do and what sort of calls they deal with.
发微博告诉大家他们做什么，接什么样的电话
'''
国外的新浪微博就是twitter啦，发微博就叫tweet
'''

5
So are they getting phone calls about knife crimes and drug busts?
那他们是不是都接一些关于持刀犯罪或者缴获毒品的报案
'''
drug busts: a seizure of illegal drugs by the police or other law-enforcement agency. 警察缴获的非法毒品
'''

6
No. This is so wonderful.
才不是呢。这太逗了


7
I'm not making this up.
不是我编的啊

8
This is a genuine call
这是段真实的报案录音

9
a man from the West Country made to the police.
一个West Country的男人给警察打的电话

10
Thank you calling. You are through to the police. What's the location of the emergency?
谢谢您的来电。警察正在与您连线。您在什么位置


11
um I just need to double check if it's something that actually needs to report to you guys.
我不知道这事用不用跟你们警察说

12
I just got chased by a badger.
一只獾追我
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badger:獾。看上去还挺可爱的，但是确实是中可怕的动物。大家可以自行搜索The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger，要是有人做这个段子，一定火！！！（如果我能再客服一次懒癌，没准会去做哈哈）

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13
In Yoevil area I think that's something you guys would need to know about.
在某某地区，我觉得你们可能需要知道这事

14
You got chased by a badger.
一只獾追着你跑

15
I literally just got away.
我已经跑开了

16
IN WEST COUNTRY ACCENT: "Don't laugh.
别笑
'''
WEST COUNTRY: is a loosely defined area of south western England often regarded as encompassing the historic counties of Cornwall Devon Dorset Somerset and the City and County of Bristol while the counties of Gloucestershire and Wiltshire and the Isles of Scilly are also often included. Some usages of the term include wider areas while others are more specific though with little consistency of definition.
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17
I literally just got away. "I feel lucky.
我已经跑开了，多不容易啊

18
That badger was on my arse.
这獾追着我的屁股跑

19
"Luckily an alien appeared and started throwing apples at it."
多走运啊，一个外星人及时出现用苹果仍它
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还不知道为什么外星人会用苹果仍人，快去补此系列的第四集《苹果大盗吧》！
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