我非常认真地说明，如果没到16岁，请自觉离开，这个节目在英国就是16+，请过于年轻的朋友们谅解！

隆重向大家介绍BBC的一个没品幽默脱口秀《Russell Howard's Good News》，不明思义就是说新闻的节目，把一段段Fail的直播片段剪辑出来，超搞笑；也对实时的新闻加入主持人Russell自己的评论，极尽搞笑讽刺之能事！男神一枚，崇拜地五体投地，少说废话，来片段吧。这个是我（希望能坚持下去）连载的第一期，Russell Howard's Good News-01。注意，要连载着看，包袱都是一个套一个的呦。我终于克服懒癌，制作了第一个能配音的片段，请欣赏原音。

再插一段我抛砖引玉，疯婆子似的配音吧，尽管拍砖:)

下面我还是来稍微注释一下，如果大家喜欢，以后会坚持注释哦，大家请评论告诉我吧。先来一下背景介绍，说的是英国发大水，来吧，台词驾到：
Now one of the worst-affected places was the northern town of Cockermouth.
That's how you pronounce it. Cockermouth.
This isn't. #是说下面的记者发音不对

'''
来Python 风格，来段注释~
cock 众所周知是JJ的意思
cocker [16+]（注释从 Urban Dictionary 拷贝而来，slang word的词典哈哈）
someone who acts like a complete cock - similar to the word "dick head" but more effective. cockers also play with themselves.
1) that guy called me fat he's a complete cocker.
2) all my boyfriend does is masturbate- he's such a cocker.
所以呢Cockermouth这个小地方的发音，真是让人无法直视（哦不对，是直说）！
主持人们就尴尬地出镜啦~~~
'''

[记者1]Katie Spencer had been over to Lancaster today. Um... Cocklemooth...

Jesus. Still at least she had a go.
Bill Turnbull thought it was so filthy he couldn't even look the nation in the eyes.

'''
filthy: Sexual; dirty minded nasty thoughts
我觉得就是太污秽淫荡的意思
'''

[记者2]Now we're hoping to speak later to Jonty Chippendale who runs a toy shop in the Cumbrian town of Cockermouth.

So brilliant!
Now talking of filth if you're going to report on a biscuit factory don't say this.

'''
对啦，英国人一般说biscuit而不说cookies
'''

[记者3]The famous McVitie's factory here that has been flooded.
Lots of soggy biscuits no doubt in there.

'''
soggy: 这个词挺有意思的，就是形容比较胖的丑妞
例句：The party really sucked there was just a bunch of soggies.
这里 soggy biscuit 就是被水泡发了的饼干的样子。。。想起来也挺形象的哈哈
重点来啦：我说真理会越辩越明吧，果然，我自己跟自己辩论了一下觉得soggy biscuit肯定有更龌龊的解释，没错，来啦【高能龌龊预警】。这是十几岁男孩儿们的游戏，几个人儿站一圈masturbate然后*在饼干上，最后一个*的人要吃了饼干。。。
'''

Mind you British coverage was nothing. #Coverage：（详细）的新闻报道
Look how they reported it in Ireland.
It's like something from the Apocalypse.

'''
Apocalypse: 这个确实查了才知道啊！启示文学作品(约从公元前200～公元200年间以“说预言”、“见异象”方式描写“世界末日”和“基督再世”景象的宗教文学作品。
BTW，英国人和爱尔兰人之间的互相不待见也是挺显而易见的。
不过也不能说真的是敌意，自己说自己人的也比比皆是，就是爱嘲讽，sarcasm就是这个词啦。
'''

[记者4]Don't make unnecessary journeys!
Don't take risks on treacherous roads! #treacherous：这个词没见过，奸诈的，危险的意思
And don't swim in the sea!

Don't swim in the sea!
Don't go hang gliding! #hang gliding: 悬挂式滑翔（没玩过，没见过哈哈）
Tell my family I love them!
She's like something out of Game Of Thrones. "Save yourself! Winter is fucking coming!"

'''
这段主要就是嘲讽她的报道太夸张，太serious了哈哈，总结一下，就是“至于吗！”
大家应该都比我in多了，我是最近最近才开始看《权力的游戏》（Game Of Thrones）里面经典台词就是这一句啦：Winter is coming!
'''

OK，就这么多，希望大家多提意见，很多东西我都是半蒙半猜的，极其有可能是错的:p，不过这才是学英语的有意思的地方。而且我也要表达一下我对学英语的态度，连蒙带猜才是正确的打开方式啊，咱小时候学母语也是这么过来的吗。所以大家多多讨论，真理就越辩越明啦~