9'

英国人投票选出的最荒唐的十条法律包括：
It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament
死在国会大厦内属违法行为。


It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down.
将印有英国君主头像的邮票倒贴在信封上是一种叛国行为。
（PS：treason是 叛国 的意思，monarch是 君主，君王。）


In Liverpool,it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical flash store.
在利物浦，女性不得在公共场合袒胸露背，否则违法，但热带鱼商店的店员除外。


Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day.
不得在圣诞节那一天吃肉馅饼。

In Scotland,if someone knocks on your door and require the use of your toilet,you must let them enter.
在苏格兰，如果有人敲你的家门，要求使用你的卫生间，你必须让Ta进入。

A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants,including in a policeman's helmet.
孕妇可以随地大小便，这属于合法行为，包括便溺在警察的帽子里。


The head of any dead whale found no the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king,and the tail of the queen.在英国海岸发现的任何已死亡的鲸鱼，其头部自动归国王所有，而尾部归女王所有。

It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know,but legal not to tell him the information you do not mind him knowing.
向收税官隐瞒你不想让他知道的内容属违法行为，但不告诉他你不介意他知道的内容属于合法行为。（表示不明白！）


It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armor.
身披盔甲进入国会大厦是一种违法行为。


In Yorkshire,it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls,but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.
在约克郡，在古城内杀死苏格兰人属于合法行为，但前提条件是该苏格兰人必须手持弓箭。

35'

哈哈哈中于打完了，一个一个词打的，如果有错误的地方请纠正，谢谢😃！