Dear Math
亲爱的数学

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Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems,I’m tired of solving them for you.
Anonymous
亲爱的数学：
求你快快长大，解决你自己的问题。老是帮你解决问题，我已经心力交瘁了。
佚名

Dear math,
I like you a lot better before you hooked up with the alphabet.
From Students
亲爱的数学，
我更喜欢没有和字母勾搭上之前的你。
此致
敬礼
学生

Dear math，
Go buy a calculator and solve your own problems, I’m a teenager, not a therapist.

Anonymous
亲爱的数学：
麻烦你去买个计算器，解决你自己的问题吧。我还只是个孩子，不是心理治疗师。
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Dear math,
I am sick and tired of finding your X. Just accept the fact that she’s not coming back. Move on, dude.
Anonymous

亲爱的数学：
我已经厌倦了帮你寻找你的X。请你面对现实吧，她不会再回来了！哥们，天涯何处无芳草！
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自古评论出才子：
@Debbie
If time is money, then is an ATM a Time machine?
如果时间就是金钱，那么ATM不就是时间机器？

Comment
That’s what ATM stands for,“A Time Machine”.
ATM可不就是这个意思嘛——“A Time Machine”（时间机器）.

@Football Hits
“You’re too young to be in love”.
“Let me just remind you when Romeo and Juliet met, Romeo was 16 and Juliet was 13.”
“你太小了，不能谈恋爱。”
“我来提醒你们一下，罗密欧和朱丽叶相识时，罗密欧16朱丽叶才13岁。”

Comment
And six people died and it lasted three days.
这场恋爱赔了6条命，还只维持了3天。

@Anonymous
You’re 22 and you’re still living with your parents?
你都22岁了，还跟你爸妈住一起？

Comment
Whose parents am I supposed to live with?
那我应该跟谁的爸妈住一起？

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